If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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