yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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