Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
