these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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