No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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