My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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