I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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