i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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