I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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