I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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