Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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