suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
i now understand why vodka
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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