I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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