i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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