But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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