: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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