Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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