I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Randomize
