i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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