I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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