so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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