One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Randomize
