i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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