We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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