My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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