are you still at the devil's house?
need another drink. this is the easiest way
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Semen is not good for contacts.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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