All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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