Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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