You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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