What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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