gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I haven't been this sober since birth.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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