Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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