This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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