Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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