Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
3pm strippers are depressing
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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