We're like a lot better than the average bears
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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