He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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