there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
