This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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