Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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