you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
