I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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