Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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