Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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