: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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