wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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