Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize