I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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