You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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