IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
as a side note pls kill me
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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