ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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