Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We left an ass print on the piano.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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