But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
well most of my day revolves around power hour
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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