I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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