TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
